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producer: jay
'icepick' jackson, swizz beatz, dj shok, p.killer trackz,
david starr, teflon, dj iroc
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guests: jadakiss,
swizz beatz, dmx, eve, p.killer trackz, capone, the
lox, case, icepick jay, parle
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| tracklisting |
| 1. Parental Advisory
(Intro) |
| 2. Opposite Of H20
feat. Jadakiss from The Lox |
| 3. Spit These Bars
feat. Swizz Beatz |
| 4. Groundhog's Day |
| 5. High Roller (Skit) |
| 6. Niggas Die 4 Me
feat. DMX |
| 7. Here We Go feat.
Eve |
| 8. Snipe Out |
| 9. Click, Click, Clack
feat. P.Killer Trackz |
| 10. Get It Right feat.
DMX |
| 11. Shaquita (Skit)
feat. Capone |
| 12. Ladies 2000 |
| 13. Drag Shit feat.
Styles from The Lox |
| 14. Ready For War
feat. The Lox |
| 15. Hot Dick (Skit) |
| 16. The Way Life Is
feat. Case |
| 17. Pop It feat.
Icepick Jay |
| 18. What's It All
About feat. Parlé |
| bonus track |
| 20. Life Goes On |
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| Opposite
Of H2O |
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The plan was to diss
the hell outta this album. Just for the ultimate stupidity
and ignorance of the "High
Roller" skit, where some extra hard dudes
show their manhood with harassing a handicapped person,
declaring at the end "handicapped niggas get it too".
Fuck you. Are these the lengths we now have to go, to
come up with something new and exciting and extra hard
to impress the thug crowd? So not having respect for
people in a undesirable situation is getting us respect?
For real? Fuck that. But as said, that was the plan.
Then sitting down and starting to listen to the album
again and again, it's hard to hear it's pop appeal,
to hear the Swizz Beats that are just too bubble gum
to not like 'em. Then Drag-On has an interesting flow
too. So what's to do now? Support such ignorance with
a good or decent review, or still dissing the hell outta
the record, although it has some qualities? Then again,
the job of a reviewer can't be to judge the album by
the cover, to judge the album by a skit. And so we will
give this a big, a huge, a humongeous, a monstrous diss
for the "High Roller"
skit, and with that being outta the way, we can start
to talk about the album as a whole.
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After the burn / fire
"Intro", "Opposite
Of H20" kicks in. It's easy to front on Swizz,
but this beat is dope. It's keyboardy flute, the way
it works with Drag's flow, it stops, keeps on going,
hesitates again, and then continues. Drag drops lines
like "we buy cars, 4, dot after it, get gas in it /
go fasten it, then crash in it / me and Jadakiss, truck
kidding with the chip / burning up and make em 'sorry
officers I only got my permit'", but the way he spits
these is making this track so much more appealing than
it's content. This is a banging chemistry, a dope track,
and if the whole album would be like this, it would
be pumped in this stereo much more often than it is.
But unfortunately not all is as bread and butter. "Spit
These Bars" feat. Swizz Beatz and produced
by DJ Shok fails to repeat the tightness of the track
before this. And while the hook is catchy, it fails
to be as energetic as the ones on other Ruff Ryder anthems.
P.Killer Trackz also doesn't amaze with his beat to
"Groundhog's Day",
while Drag's flow again pulls this track outta the wack
lagoon.
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And then there's the
"High Roller" skit,
which is followed by "Niggas
Die 4 Me" featuring DMX. This is another
one of them rowdy club tracks. Swizz' beat is still
sounding too keyboardy, but it's simple melody and the
bare energy it spits out just gets every crowd going.
DMX does not more than provide the hook. But Eve is
trading rhymes with Drag on "Here
We Go". The Ruff Ryder party continues with
this cut, and there's quite a chemistry between these
two. Of course there don't have to be too many words
wasted on the content. It's what the double R folks
like to rhyme about. On this track, as well as on most
other tracks. Murderous tales are spit in dope story
telling fashion on "Snipe Out",
over a tame beat, while on "Click,
Click, Clack" P.Killer Trackz tunes up the
energy a little bit, while Drag spits "I'm real
flashy / cop a Benz and crash it the same day and be
back on the subway" and a bunch of other quite
nice punchlines. And then DMX returns for "Get
It Right". It's quite amazing that DMX still
knows of ways to flip the same old content he spits
on every other track he ever has released. He doesn't
say nothing new on here, and when Drag does not sound
nicer than DMX, then only because his flow is all dumbed
down.
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So it's about time to
switch the vibe and do something for the ladies. Sort
of. "Ladies 2000"
kicks "I love these hoes" in the chorus, and not many
females should be turned on by that. The playful piano
is pop enough though, but who is the Teflon, who produced
this? Is he the Teflon featured on the Erick Onasis
album or the "My Will" Teflon or a third one? Whatever,
Drag spits "I spent a lot of money on this mattress
/ so I can't stand a trick that gives me wack sex /
I just tell 'em they better go home and pack theirs
/ cause if you're fronting, well, you are one hell of
an actress". As much as Jadakiss is underrated, Styles,
also of the Lox, can't rhyme. Case in point his contribution
to "Drag Shit".
Just several bars of nonsense. Then again, Drag doesn't
say anything worth quoting either. But Styles gets a
second chance to amaze us on "Ready
For War" that features the whole Lox. He
does kick "I could keep my eyes closed, still reading
the signs / young niggas think they hungry then you
feed 'em a nine / might kidnap they ass start feeding
'em swine / so I don't feel bad when I gut 'em like
a pig", but the rest of his verse is to fast forward.
And he's in good company, cause Sheek is not saying
much either. So Jadakiss and Drag have to save the track.
The first kicks "if you like me you never'll fail /
live by the three rules you make it, or be dead or in
jail / and I ain't really got much but I'm up on cats
/ and Kiss don't just spit I throw up on tracks" and
the latter rhymes "I keep my guns like laundry / I dump
a load, make niggas fold, watch em die, and let em drip
dry".
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A bonifide chart stormer
is "The Way Life Is"
with Case on the hook. Swizz combines a basketball organ
with some church bells, and Drag gets as conscious as
he can get. Dropping rhymes like "wanna talk about our
chrome whips / there's niggas out there don't own shit
/ while we sit at home and bone a bitch while niggas
is homeless" and you wonder if he ever listened to himself.
Cause it's all back to his usual ranting on "Pop
It". Next he does ask "What's
It All About" (featuring Parlé), which again
has Drag in his more thoughtful, but with only two tracks
really being on that tip, this guy seems to know what's
up, he knows water, but rather puts gasoline in the
ignorant fire, to use a simile Drag would enjoy. Then
there's the bonus track "Life
Goes On", a honest track, where Drag talks
about his father, the relation that never was one. Swizz
and DJ Shok put melodic pop guitars on the beat, which
makes you wonder why this is a bonus track and not a
leading single.
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Concluding, Drag-On
can rhyme. He has a tight flow and judging from a few
tracks, he also has an expressive talent. Unfortunately
he wastes this on some shoot 'em up, drop it, I got,
thuggism lyrics. In combination with Swizz' ear for
today's likes, he still will be successful with this
record. So should he care about our complaints? No,
but we don't have to listen to this either, if we don't
want to.
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| review:
tadah
the byk |
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