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label:
d3 entertainment
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| producers: tytanic,
one eye, the trackstars, erik norquist, brooklyn zu |
| guests: mack 10,
royal flush, insane clown posse, big skye, too short,
e-40, c-murder, buddha monk, sunz of man, brooklyn zu |
| year of release:
2002 |
| rating |
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| tracklisting |
| 1. Intro |
| 2. Caught Up feat.
C-Murder and Royal Flush |
| 3. Dirty & Stinkin'
feat. Insane Clown Posse |
| 4. Dogged Out
feat. Too Short |
| 5. Free With Money
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| 6. Anybody |
| 7. Waitress #3 |
| 8. Reunited |
| 9. Here Comes The
Judge |
| 10. Cute Devils |
| 11. I Wanna Fuck
feat. Royal Flush |
| 12. Highjack |
| 13. Lintballz
feat. Sunz of Man, Brooklyn ZU |
| 14. Zoo Two |
| 15. Anybody (Remix)
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| 16. Taking A S**t
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| 17. C'mon |
| 18. Dirty & Stinkin'
(Remix) feat. Insane Clown Posse |
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| The Trials
And Tribulations Of Russel Jones |
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Both on and off the
mic, Ol' Dirty Bastard's antics are legendary. His many
personal demons and legal troubles have sparked sensationalistic,
tabloid-like coverage of his entire career, yet he continues
to bring the ruckus like no other can. As everyone knows,
ODB is currently incarcerated, and had very little,
if anything, to do with the making of this album. In
a recent jailhouse interview, he stated that he didn't
even know about it, so the odds that he'll be seeing
any royalties are slim at best. Regardless, it's still
ODB, and a lot of heads (myself included) will eagerly
pick up anything with his name on it. While it's always
good to hear the Dirt Dog in action, "The Trials And
Tribulations Of Russell Jones" is at best, a misguided
cameo-saturated remix fest, and at worst, a prime example
of shitty beats, cut-and-paste recording, and someone
trying to make money by exploiting the name.
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Whereas "Enter The 36
Chambers: The Dirty Version" was built upon RZA's gutter-core
production, and "Nigga Please" flaunted the Neptune's
synthetic bangers, the beats on "Russell Jones" are,
for the most part, pretty corny. The vast majority sound
like they were recorded of either a dirt keyboard or
some weak-ass free software. Generic drums and tinny
synths are in full effect, coming off like a watered-down
version of second-rate, imitation Swizz Beatz jams.
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Then there are the guests.
Whoever decided to put ICP on here, on two tracks, including
the 'lead single,' deserves a swift kick in the head.
I suppose the Juggalo army will be psyched, but most
legitimate hip-hop fans above the age of 14 won't be
impressed. "Dirty & Stinkin'"
rocks a decent enough, very catchy beat with some bright
female singing on the hook. Unfortunately, ICP's low-level
shout-raps ("I'm dirty like Osama Bin Ladin's toes"
for example) don't really help, and the unnecessary
guitar-heavy remix is real bad.
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Other songs, like "Caught
Up," features less than 30 seconds of Dirty
himself, relying on second-string guests C-Murder and
Royal Flush (also featured on "I
Wanna Fuck") to fill up the rest of the track.
Don't get me wrong, Flush's 1997 LP "Ghetto Millionaire"
was great, but he needs to find some better beats and
more legit projects if he wants to really make a comeback.
E-40 also reps on a few tracks, and comes off pretty
tight, but the 'chemistry' between all the guests is
not really hitting, for obvious reasons. Another problem
is the blatant recycling of ODB's older material. "Dogged
Out" sports some listenable if unoriginal
synth-sitar loops, and Too Short is in the house (always
good), but all of Dirty's rhymes are exactly the same
as "Dog Shit" from "Wu-Tang Forever". Likewise for "Zoo
Too" and "C'Mon."
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On the upside, there
are a few solid numbers. Even though ODB's voice only
comes through for a matter of seconds, the dark and
minimalist "Lintballz"
with Sunz of Man and Brooklyn ZU is not too shabby.
"Reunited" (one
of just two songs without guests) is arguably the best
joint on the album, with a cool instrumental flaunting
spazzy keyboards and deep bass bumps. Some of the skits
("Waitress #13"
and "Highjack")
are entertaining as well, more random conversations
than fake drug deals or cinematic shootouts.
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But, all in all, "The
Trials And Tribulations Of Russell Jones" seems like
little more than a marketing ploy to make D3 Records
some loot. It should also be noted that the same label
played a big role in releasing non-artist-endorsed CDs
like "Tha Dogg Pound: 2002" and Snoop's "Dead Man Walking".
It's painfully obvious that Dirty himself was not involved
in making this, and despite his ample charisma on the
mic, there's just not enough of it to redeem the album.
If he was seeing any money from it, you should buy it
for that reason alone, but that seems very unlikely.
A truly unique talent like Ol' Dirty Bastard only appears
every so often, and it's a shame to see his legacy tarnished
by random people putting his name on stuff like this.
Hopefully he'll be a free man soon, get off the pipe,
hook up with RZA, and make some real music again.
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| review:
brolin
winning |
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