The Glee Club Sampler
label: goosed ya

producers: nimrod, expresso bongo

year of release: 2003
contact: thegleeclub4u@aol.com
Without wanting to sound too judgemental, Glee is about the last thing this CD fills me with. Anger? Possibly. Suicidal yearnings? Maybe not quite. Bewilderment? Certainly…
What this "Sampler" consists of, is seven tracks from the Glee Club debut "Powdered Deer Penis", and ten tracks from the forthcoming album "Rockin' A Boner In The Ghetto", and if the titles of the sampler tracks hadn't already told you what to expect from this, those album titles are sure to.
The bewilderment this album fills me with runs something along these lines: it is beyond my understanding why anyone would want to make an album where Hip Hop beats (of whatever quality) are tarnished by mediocre toilet humour references. What confuses me further is why The Glee Club produce tracks that seem to include real attempts at making Hip Hop (even though they may sound a little amateur), and then destroy that potential by including verses which amount to little more than repeat references to penises and diarrhoea.
tracklisting
1. The Beef Fortress
2. G-8
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Mind Head
4. Handcuff Dumbin' Backoffer
5. That's A Nifty Scrotum Caddy
6. Don't Fuck With Demitri
7. If Matrix Was Here
8. Get Your Lillimits Out Of My Junction Box
9. Rockin' A Boner In The Ghetto
10. Dropping Urine From Large Buildings
11. Bordello Of Butter
12. Kick 'Em In The Fookroo
13. Radical New Therapy
14. Different Strokes
15. No Player Hating In The White Lodge
16. I Hear Urine
17. Sesame Cakes Outtro
Much as I hate to admit it, "That's A Nifty Scrotum Caddy" is one track where real Hip Hop ambitions seem to surface: the beat may not be hugely inspired or original, but the long chords and driving drums make it a great deal less pedestrian than some of Nimrod's other beats. Similarly, the rapping on "Don't Fuck With Demitri" is unlikely to win any prizes, but it manages to stay away from attempts at gross-out humour, and so by contrast becomes one of the better tracks on the album.
As the sampler progresses, so does Nimrod's production, although the content of the lyrics seems to stay at about the same level. On "Bordello Of Butter", the jazz trumpet riff, and scratchy strings sample illustrate a certain ear for what might sound good reworked. Also "Kick 'Em In The Fookroo" is simplistic, but simplistic in the way that the Ultramagnetic MCs' beats were (for example); it is quiet and sparse, but nice all the same.
An honourable mention should perhaps be given to the two moments that are actually amusing throughout the entire seventeen tracks; these are on "Get Your Lillimits Out Of My Junction Box" when one of the rappers asks "when King Ghidra got married, was he called MF Groom?"; and on "Sesame Cakes Outtro", when one character screams "Stop eating my Sesame Cakes", only to be answered by "This Is So Kafka." Sitting through sixty minutes of music to get these fifteen seconds of humour, however, is not a very appealing prospect.
The ultimately disappointing thing about the endeavours of The Glee Club is that they end up being both bad examples of Hip Hop, and also bad examples of attempts at humour. On this album where one okay verse is quickly succeeded by someone apparently trying to imitate the voice of the psychotherapist from South Park, what results is Hip Hop degraded by toilet humour that fails to be humorous.
review: cornerstone
 
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